Last Week in Sacto

Folks,
My time is limited. I am moving out of my apartment and taking off to Europe for 2 months.
I am anxious. I need to get a lot done between now and January 5th. I may not blog a lot.

If anyone cares to share their experience of their travels over there, I would love to hear it.

Seano got mad at me for posting Free Form Jokers on the Seano and Jefe site.
I want to do another FFJ, but it may not happen soon. Look for the new link here.

I will Vidblog about the move for sure.

Wish me luck!

Jefe

Jefe's First VidBlog

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No Xmas for Mahmoud

Peace On Earth

Goodwill Towards Men

Those are weighty platitudes coming from a nation of invaders and imperialists. Our hypocrisy must look so dire to little Mahmoud, benevolently sandwiched between Iraq and Afghanistan. During this holiday season, he won't be pulling for the King of the Jews. He is too busy planning the demise of the Jewish masses.

So, in order to be true to the spirit of Xmas, do we need to forgive and pray for the holiday wishes of even our most despicable nemesis? Do we hope that that our tiny Tim of freedom for the Middle East will warm the heart of this olive skinned and black bearded Scrooge? Or do we expect to hear that "Christ"mas is humbug?

What would a prayer sound like?

Santa. I know the uranium enrichment process is going slower than Mahmoud would like. He sent such a nice letter to the American people condemning bad things and Zionists, could you not bring him a little nuclear secret? Then they can save all that oil they have. If he has been bad, it is only because we have behaved badly.

Also, please make sure all the nasty extra explosives he is sending to Iraq make it there the way your presents do. After all, he is only looking to open up the marketplace of ideas and freedom with all of those IED's. It's the only way there can be a fair fight.

Finally, let the people, especially those pesky students, see the light about his leadership. It takes a lot of time and money to fix an election well enough to fool Billy and Jimmy. So if the people understood his mission of fairness and free expression, they would vote for him out of their spirit of goodness.

The miracle of Xmas is that we can hope for the best for anyone, no matter who they are.

Don't be overheard when I'm around.

Last night after work, I stopped by my local to have a quick one and one. A Jager and a beer. Whilst lounging on the front porch, some rub-a-dubs attempted to gain admission. The door guy explained that he couldn't let one of them in, as a passport isn't acceptable ID, to the ABC. He was polite and was even giving options.
Two of her friends were walking away, the guy was saying to the girl," he's got some problem, he makes six bucks an hour...blah blah..."
This set me off.
I bluntly interrogated about who in Hades he was, does he feel better about himself now, does he think it is cool to talk like that where we can all hear him, does he really think all that hair gel is cool, and was that all he had to say. You get my point.
And so did the rest of the patio patrons. He got hooted out of there and probably won't consider returning soon.
Maybe I was upset because I make $6/hour. Plus tips, really $6.75. But I take shit from people all the time. I did that same night.
I work with a pretty blond girl on Thursday and Saturday nights. Last night I scooped a tip off the bar where she had helped them. $2. the jerk who left the $2 says

Drunk Jerk-that's for her.
Me- yeah, we split tips.
Drunk Jerk-I bet you don't make as much as her
Me-(biting lip)(holding tongue)
Me-(thinking) yeah, I never earned a $2 tip before.

Yeah I lashed out at a place I didn't work, because I couldn't where I did work.

No Rape-Rape Case

Surprise! The biggest farce of a criminal case in years has gone belly up. Those guys who didn't do anything except hire a dancer, didn't like the fact that she showed up to do her job wasted, are no longer facing rape charges.
Watch the coverage for people who will still be screaming because they are sure that those boys did something wrong.
Wonder to yourself, what the hell is wrong with them?
If it is you, what the hell is wrong with you?

Ends with a Prom.....

Is there a movie about the high school experience that doesn't include some kind of pivotal moment that occurs at the Prom? Yes, it's called a climax. But like most of you, I didn't climax at my prom. I'm still waiting for that to happen any formal event.
What's the deal with that? Is it not possible to sell a script about the high school experience that doesn't follow the last year with the mandatory dress-up gala? Even Napoleon Dynamite, a unique cellulose oeuvre, had the big dance.
Sixteen Candles doesn't have a prom, but is still has a dance. So does Dazed and Confused. Is this all there is to coming of age? Sure doesn't seem like much. That's disappointing.
I think back about those days, prom certainly wasn't the be all and end all. I hardly remember it. I would have skipped it except you are trained to think you might be missing something. You also expect maybe something will happen, almost conditioned to, and if it doesn't the night is a failure.
Now I get it, it is a metaphor for life. You get ready, all primed for something to happen. You spend years educating yourself. You get some money saved up. You pick out the nicest set of clothes you can find. You set your hopes up to the sky. But it's just a nice car ride and a good meal.
Many of life's big events are like this: Prom, Wedding, Graduation, Funeral.
Life's real BIG events are in between, but you don't know when they will happen. So you have to be ready all of the time. That's why people hate thinking of a great comeback 5 minutes after the fact. They miss a carpe diem moment. They should be more clever.

Here are some words people use in place of being clever.

Naked (a real attention getter)
I'm Jewish (some comedians never let you forget)
Jesus____(Lizard, built my Hot Rod, and Mary Chain)
God_____(flesh, head)
The Devil______(wears Prada, in Miss Jones)

Have you seen that show Little People, Big World? It's about a family started by a vertically challenged couple. It was on in the bar Monday night. We didn't have the sound up, so you had to guess what they were saying. The mom(Amy) is giving her son(Zach), also a dwarf, a haircut. Here's how I think it goes...

Amy: What do you think son? Do you like it?
Zach: It makes me look short.

I couldn't help it. I am still laughing even now.

Who's Shallow?

We are now in the era of the modern Play-Grrrl. Britney and Paris make headlines for picking their noses and fiancees with the same amount of care. Teenage girls have their own shows merely for being cute. Most girls with that much money can look cute. Envious, not really, but who wouldn't like the money?
I want to call out all of the jealous people. You will know who you are because you call these ladies shallow. You know you have done it. Yes, that is code for how you wish you were them.

What do you mean when call them shallow? You say that those girls are lack depth, they don't think about the important things in life. They do. They have money, they don't need to think the same things are important.

Rich people get to have a different set of cares than us middle or lower class folks.

Rent- a musical their dad produced
Bills- for the masseuse and the spa and the jewelers.
Cars-are they still made in America?
Marriages-if this ain't the one, the GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER.
College-they don't exist for you and me and don't offer scholarships.

When issues like these don't ruffle your feather any day of the week, why not worry about stupid crap like someone's boyfriend or dare each other not to wear underwear when you know you are going to get pictures taken of you when you leave the house.
Is that all she had to do to hang out with them? Is the Brit that hard up for friends? Why do I care?

People, you are right. These chicks are shallow. It is a luxury we all wish to afford.

Eurail Pass

It is here. My Eurail Pass has arrived.I have 15 days of access to Europe. I can visit 5 countries in that time. I chose Switzerland, Italy, Germany, Austria and BeNeLux(Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg.) I have only tentative plans of where to go so far.
On December 13th, Ben from Gomez is playing in Amsterdam. I am hoping Nina will go with me to enjoy the sounds and the Heineken. she doesn't like beer though. What else do they have in Amsterdam?
I also will go to Rome and The Vatican. A pilgrimage of sorts that will also take me to Sicily. I have no idea where to go while there, but why should that matter. The blood in my veins will be my guide.
Vienna is also on tap since it is the home of Classical music. I enjoy walking around cities and seeing what unique things they have to offer. I love to look up at the tall buildings that people have built.
I won't be able to resist Berlin. Take me to your heavy metal. I love German Death Metal and can't wait to see it live and in person.
My plans will be based upon what I have to do. One core thing that draws me to a place. The rest I will take as it comes and keep it loose. I will probably plan ahead for room accommodations. Staying in hostels as they are more affordable. I hope the like snoring Americans.
I know I will visit breweries and museums and clubs and concert halls. I may ski the Alps, if I feel like spending money on the gear.
I will take lots of pictures. I will keep posting.
If you have any suggestions, I would love to hear them.

Who reads blogs on Sundays?

There is hardly ever anyone on line on the weekends.
Is this because people aren't blowing off work to write on their blogs?
I'll have you know that I use 100% my own time to write down my thoughts on this site.
It is a job thing?
Daily writing is somewhat of a chore, weekends are for fun and relaxation. not scouring your mind to come up with something relevant to say. Not that very many blogs have any relevance to anyone who isn't the blogger. In fact, I have been scouring the blogs for anything that I may like to keep up on regularly. I haven't yet. I am grateful you are even reading this.
I do it to keep my mind active and to commit to a regular exercise in typing and writing. Some of my better posts are when I have nothing planned.
Yesterday, I found out how much I enjoy hyperlinking. It has to be one of the best things about Internet journalism. Cross-referencing at the push of a button. I'm surprised libraries have anyone besides the homeless and lonely in them.
When is the last time you were at a library?
It was over a year for me. I think I went there to use the Internet.
Not that I think public libraries are bad, but the worst smells I have ever encountered where there.
One time I was reading the rules that are posted in the lobby of the Sac Library main branch. As I perused, a woman and her son, fully grown, were asking questions at the checkout desk. The urine effluvium hit me like a lead pillow. Definitely against the rules. Don't try to imagine what their home must be like.
I wonder if they can use a scratch and sniff book? Would they notice?
Civilized countries should have laws about hygiene. Why do they give free food to the vagrants? They really need is a shower and clean clothes.

This post makes little sense and I don't care.

Are you the chosen one?

Do you feel life is passing you by?

Do you think there is a greater purpose to your life than the one you are currently fulfilling?

When you get out of bed, do you wonder what is the point?

How do you know when you will be satisfied?

Do you have enough friends?

Where do you live?

Will all of your questions be answered?

I don't know either. Ididn't know what to blog today so I thought I try something fun. Check out the links for a laugh.

My life, I think I spend a lot of time trying to think up a good joke or something clever to say.

Will this get me a house or a wife or satisfaction? Baby Jesus I hope so.

Work is work and a job is just a job. People need to love themselves in order to get beyond the mundane circumstance of everyday life. Love gets you over the questions that have no answers.
Regularly, I sit back and take in the majesty our civilization has afforded us. Being the fool that I am, I get mad at myself for wasting time. I should spend that free time being grateful for the extra time I do have. It isn't free, it was paid for by those before me.

To you I say thank you.

To anyone who is ungrateful, ask why you are the fool.

Love to you all.

Jefe

Dragon minus D plus E equals Eragon

Yeah, so like there's this new movie out called Eragon. It's about a dragon. Get it Dragon, Eragon. Let me guess the sequel's title: Fragon.

Another casualty of the George Lucas school of sci-fi creativity. Remember Mace Windu? Hmmm........... a mace is a weapon, wind is an active noun plus U. What a great name!

Let's make one up now. We need a tough word.......noun or adjective.how about Gear. Another for the last name plus a vowel. Something elemental. Grass plus U. Gear Grassu, the newest hero in a story far, far away. He's a fifth level cleric with a sixth sense for danger. A lone hunter who cruises the cosmos in his diversity-powered Title IX fighter in search of the one thing that can save the universe, sex without consequence or broccoli without gas.

You too can make your own hero. Just don't be too original or the movie won't be made in your lifetime. Cash in while you can.

Acoustic Music doesn't sell booze

Last night at work the show was Matt Hopper and Kat Jones . A great show. She sang wonderfully and he played a fun set. The problem is that few people ever drink much during these shows. It doesn't matter what day of the week it is, these mellow artists do not sell booze.

So you are someone who books show and has to bring money into the bar. What do you do? You book rock bands. 50 people at a rock show will drink twice as much as 100 people at an acoustic show. These are real numbers. That's why most of these people play at coffeehouses.

Bring on the bluegrass, country, rock, or even r&b,hell, maybe even karaoke, but keep the acoustic folk out of my bar. I need to make a buck.

Once you get to know them...

Last night at my job, the Speaker of the California State Assembly had a party thanking the local party staffers for their hard work during the campaigh season. I'm glad they had a good time. I just wish they lost more seats in November.
A co-worker mentioned aloud that my politics were different than theirs. Bars are off limits to religion and politics. I quickly quieted him as I was there to earn a living. Besides, it would have taken too long to convince the entire room how mistaken they were.
The night went on with the group drinking steady, not real heavy. Tips weren't exactly flowing in. It got a little frustrating. This conservative had to think, "those Dems are a lot more frugal spending their own money."
So now I am thinking about life and politics. We can deal with each other one to one and have minor difficulties. Really, how many enemies do you have? When do you get upset with people you know or even strangers? Is it over little things?
I guess getting upset over the small stuff is a problem only a few of us have. Politics magnifies our differences in ways we don't see. Because we see our own point of view and it seems to make a great deal of sense. When others vision of the way it should be is put into action, it can be very frustrating indeed.
I was in a room filled with 200 people who support abortion, affirmative action, terrorism as a legal problem, higher taxes, and big government. Stuff I think makes no sense.
And I don't think there has been a nicer group of people in there since I have worked there. They also paid us very well for our effort.
Thank you very much and good luck.
That's all I wanted to say.

Things that should be removed from cars

America is a nation of drivers. I assume it always will be. The only thing that may change will be the power supply. I do not always enjoy my drive. When I do, it is because there a few others on the road doing the usual rude and unsafe acts. I have a few ideas about what we can do to make the driving experience somewhat less painful.

1. Remove all turn signals from motor vehicles. "Jefe, what a radical move. Why so extreme?" Most people don't understand why they have a turn signal. It is for whenever you turn or make a lane change. Now it will be easier to understand when you are cut off on the road with out any advanced warning. Therefore less road rage.
2. Maximum wattage for car stereos. The size of car stereos has gotten out of control. Go ahead, pimp your ride, but keep the volume to the paint job. Your damn bass is gonna shake your taillights out. I remember my friend put a huge woofer in his Hyundai hatchback and we cranked the Ministry all the way up. Our whole bodies shook and we laughed. We knew we were scaring or angering the other drivers. That's why they do it today. There is no right or good reason for these monstrosities. Lose them.
3. Bye Bye car alarms. Have these ever done anyone right? Here's what they actually do. They wake you up at 7 am on Sunday morning. The one day you can sleep off your hangover. The one day that almost everyone doesn't have to go to work super early. Have you ever seen anybody breaking into a car as you hear the alarm going off? Let's just give out the car alarm stickers for free to everyone. Keep the thieves guessing.
4. Old people, see ya. Or they may not drive during times when the carpool lanes are open. This keeps them out of rush hour traffic. Have you been stuck in gridlock and look over at a blue hair. You think, "Where are they going?" It ain't work. It ain't anywhere in a hurry. They have all day to go where they need to go. Why do they jam up the road for people with schedules? I say they should quit slowing down the people with normal motor skills.

Well, that's where I would start. These few simple suggestions could get us well on our way out of traffic court, anger management, and high blood pressure. Wow, I think I finally found a cause that cound turn me into an activist.

Space Shuttle and Sports

Space shuttle launches are hardly ever watched anymore. You never know when to catch them because they only take off in perfect conditions. I happen to have all day to wait for this to happen. But I don't. I know they have good reason to wait for a perfectly clear night or day. It costs a lot of money, too much to let bad weather be a problem. This thing is going into space, it should be kinda tough, right? They let us ride around in planes in worse weather. Well, I should be wondering, because I'm no rocket scientist.

I may have said this before and I will say it again. I can't listen to sports broadcasting. It isn't any fun. All they do is talk and talk about hall of fame this and Pro Bowl that. If they aren't showing the game, they are showing you the athete's wife or some idiot movie star who is at the game. Why should any of us care? We are already taking time from our lives to tune in. They go off and find ways to make each show longer and more full of fluff. I can put up with commercial breaks, but I just want to watch a game to see a game.

Don't lobby me on the air for more games. I'm yelling at you college sports commentators. Leave the students to their studies. I'm sorry your paycheck and identity are so tied up in these young adults playing a game, but shut up about it. I'm going to shove their less that stellar graduation rates in your face when you beg for more programming.

I like winning and losing, but your indignance over the lack of a playoff system in Division I-A football is very minor problem. Lives are not being ruined, fortunes aren't being lost. Especially by coaches making seven figures at a non-profit institution. save your bellaching when congress changes their tax status and the money train gets a little smaller.

I wonder when Sacramento will fall apart. It seems like whenever there is heavy rain, my power goes out. It must have happened 10 times this year. I can't remember being anywhere and this happening so much. The local power company wants to take over more consumer territory, but they aren't doing much with what they have. Hooray for public utilties. They fool us into thinking we have a say by letting us vote for the board members. I don't think it has helped much.

Jumanji is on every weekend on TNT. Why? I watched it again. I guess other people are. There is tons of screaming in that movie.

War in, -5000 geez

The real me.......

Things that make me happy:
the upcoming weekend (yay!)
the fact that Gwen Stefani is performing on SNL this weekend (although I am lukewarm about her latest album)
Grammy nominations for the Dixie Chicks and Mary J. Blige (!!)
dachshunds (so cute)
cherry cola and chocolate (but not together)

Things that make me unhappy:
the number of Grammy nominations for Christina Aguilera and Madonna's latest efforts (too few)
the cold I am currently trying to overcome (blech)
today's bitter cold weather (brrr)
the fact that I still have a lot of Christmas shopping to do (argghhh)
the current television hiatus (boo)
That's all for now.

.......makes fun of idiots like this

Let Him Out

Today is the anniversary of the murder of John Lennon. His killer, Mark David Chapman, was denied parole for the fourth time earlier in the year. Is there a reason we are still paying for this cat to enjoy a nice cushy prison cell?
I, for one, would like to take a real big swing at this jerk. Too much?
How about the sight of him trying to walk down the street and everyone on that road trying to trip him.
He doesn't deserve the privilege of sanctity in America's world leading incarceration network.
Maybe you are thinking now, "Jefe, if Lennon was alive today he wouldn't like the Iraq War or President Bush."
Yeah, I know. He was the original Hippie. You take the good with the bad. Lennon was an original. He could be a man and still bare his feelings to the world. He turned his frailty into a strength. We could all learn a lesson.
Every murder in this world is a vile act. Those of us who suffer the beast know the pain the most. Each of them owes a debt to the Lord and to mankind. Where they pay, I assume it is worse than what they suffer here.
Still, some have done us more damage than others. Some, like Chapman, have taken more than they could ever repay sitting in some jail cell. So I say to you....

Gentlemen...................Crack your knuckles!

Let Him Out.

13 channels of shit to choose from

That famous line from Pink Floyd's 'Nobody Home' was quite prescient. Now there are 200 channels and TV hasn't become more watchable.

How many things on that box are actually interesting?

You love the Food network? How many recipes have you used from that channel?

You can sit around and watch cartoons and home improvements and up to the minute news and this that and the other. All the while commercials familiarize you with products you might like to buy.

Where is the real value?

The News tells you what they want you to hear. I can't watch it. I watch news analysis, where issues are discussed.

Sports are sports. It is more fun to go to a game anyhow. If you like that sort of thing.

And so on.
I am going to stop complaining and get to my point.

If the TV is your window to the world, then it is the world's window to you. Looking back the other way is someone sitting at the bar or on their couch not doing much of anything. The people on the other side are having all the fun.

Why pay them for that?

Ahh..the good ole days.

People always long for days gone by. They have wishful phrases they repeat to no end. "When I was a kid, people didn't lock their doors at night." "Back in the day we used to...." "Remember the time we...." "When I was a kid...." "Before when you drove home drunk, the cops would give you a ride, not a night in jail." Are things so bad today that we should spend time hoping they will be like yesterday?

Me, I live for the moment. That's why I'm blogging more. Right now in fact.

Where the old days so great? I think I like to day better.

Yeah, there's a war on, but when isn't there. A lot less people are dying in this one. We probably won't end up conquered from losing this one. At least not soon. World War II, Hitler wasn't stopping. The Civil War, bloodbath city. And think of those wars before we had guns and could shoot each other from a safe distance away. People would run at you with a big hunk of metal and try to remove your limbs from your body

Houses. Never better. I can't stand these steel windows in my apartment. They suck whatever cold is outside and bring it right into my apartment. Now everything built has double paned and insulated vinyl windows. Your friend in the hot or the cold. How can it get better?

Work. More people have jobs than ever before. Most of them aren't hard labor, they are jobs using your mind. We have so much work that you don't even need to speak our language or enter the country legally and you can get a job.

Movies. I may write a blog next week about how movies are dead. They are. but they've never looked better. They can make a movie to look like anything anyone can dream up, and it won't look fake. Return of the King I bet most of that movie was never even built, it was all virtual. It was one of the best looking movies I have ever seen.

Sex. Hhmmm. That's up to you. It don't matter what year it is.

Alcohol. Nowadays, most alcohol you can buy won't make you blind. Remember prohibition? Of course not, only really old people do and they don't use computers. Back them you had to buy it illegally and it could kill you. It also could tatse so bad that you had to mask the flavor with anything. That's how we got mixed drinks.

Computers. Now we have them. Before we didn't. I don't need to visit libraries anymore. This thing still angers me, but no one can see me in my apartment pounding my fist on my desk.

Cars. They are faster, better, and more fuel efficient.

Yeah, I like today. I'll leave the 'wishing for the past' to the Commies and the Native Americans.

What is the opposite of pain?

When the Internet began to hit full stride, say 1999, I began to discover its usefulness as a resource. I read an number of articles at The Laissez-Faire Times. One of its writers was Wolf DeVoon. (http://www.geocities.com/dv05131970/page1.html) One of his articles asked the question, 'What is the opposite of Justice?' The answer is mercy.
Today I was wondering "What is the opposite of pain?'
Well?

It isn't no pain. No pain is no feeling. Pain is definitely a feeling. So it's opposite must also be a feeling. Let's ask Kirk VanHouten.

One may think it is joy. I'm not so sure. There is one kind of joy, whie you get it in many ways, it usually feels the same. Pain comes from many different things and feels many dfifferent ways. Just go to the pharmacy and see how many types of pain relievers there are to cure all of one's pains.

Is it gain? If there's no gain with pain, then no pain means gain.

I'm running out of ideas. There's happy and sad. Laugh and cry. Wet and dry. Courage and Fear. Pain and ....

Any ideas?

E-nuff and his sick uv u cru!

I am about a month away from a very long trip out of the country. Exciting to be sure. But I need to ask myself. Why am I going?

At first I thought it was for a woman. Well, I think she is The Woman, we have had a love affair, but we haven't really dated. But as I ponder the trip and the plans I need to make, there is a lot I want a break from here in the States.

You. Yes, it was you all of the time. The things you say, the way you don't keep me amused. The way you do all of these things that I can't understand. When you walk down the street, how can you not notice that it isn't a walkway built just for you? Other people need to use it. It seems blind people are more considerate than your cell phone talking ass.

Sports broadcasting. Why do these well paid and well spoken monkeys talk like a football game can be so gosh darn important? Let me tell you something, it isn't. It is just a game. It has no real importance on the world. Tell me this, do you think your precious Raiders are going to stop a nuke from blowing up the Golden Gate Bridge? There are fools who want to go to a college because of their basketball team. Hell of a way to start planning a life.

Movies. Why should you go to the movies anymore? there is nothing new. Oooh what can I pay 10 bucks to see again this week? A stupid holiday farce, a historical holiday drama, action complete with shiny explosions, some trouble making children with dumb adult and a lot of falling down, or a coming of age sex comedy(cause farts are funny!) This crap rakes in millions and buy mansions for vapid yet coherent narcissists.

Commercials. Why does every ad have to be funny right now? I have a new rule, if your commercial tries or does make me laugh, I buy nothing from you. This means no Bud Light, sportscenter, Jack In the box, CDW, DHL, IBM, Intel, Verizon, or Capital One. No that I put it that way, the day looks brighter.

News. This is the last time I say this, journalists are not unbiased. Never have been , never will be. At least when they say they are, you will know who the liars are.

I love this country and I plan on coming back. Who knows when? How will I feel when I get back? Good.

If anything is spelled wrong, I don't care.

What a Wonderful(fucked) World

There is so much crap in the news. You know what I mean? Like hey, why doesn't everybody just chill out for a while. I need to try and sort this out in my head.

So there's this dude in Pakistan who hates us, not just the righties, but the lefties too. But he lives in a cave and believes that he should destroy us. what's his deal, we never set out one day and told him that he shouldn't believe something and we didn't try that hard to kill him before he wrecked the tallest shit in NYC.

Then there's this other guy who runs a country and he wants to destroy all the Jews in Israel. He freaking thinks his God wants all the Jews dead. Did he ever ask himself why a God would need 5 million dead Jews? This sand plower got the Aryan-Hitler gene somehow.

Another guy killed his wife and her date with a knife about 12 years ago. he avoided jail ,but not culpability. Anyhow, he wrote a book about how he would have killed them if he did. The woman he killed had 2 of his children. what goes through their minds? A lot of intoxicants someday.

There's this district attorney in North Carolina who destroyed three young men's college careers over rape accusations. He still plans on going to court with the deal even though he may not have much of a case. Why do I think that? He hasn't even interviewed the victim. A victim who has no DNA on her from the 3 men that are going to stand trial. One of the accused was at a bank machine at the time of the crime.

Running the show is a Commander in chief who has to win a war without anyone dying. His opposition wants us to be reactionary to any threats. After some of us die, go arrest the bad guys. That is great as long as you weren't in the World Trade Center. Hey, if getting dirty bombers lawyers is their top priority, why are we going to spend $XO Billion to build another WTC? So it will get knocked down again? I really want to know how many lawyers have stopped terrorism?

Freedom is a bitch. That's what makes America such a beautiful and crazy place to be. All this bad news, or good for me and bad for you or is it the other way around? At least here we turn it up a notch and fight it out amongst ourselves. And at least we are still fighting.

The Spaniards gave up as soon as they got hit. The French, their cities are burning due to a minority they imported and mistreated. Not to mention, the only moral compass in that country comes from the Koran. Drinking wine, taking vacation, and going on strike isn't a code of ethics, at least not one that can survive. The British let Muslims scream how they want to take over England in England. By the time those enlightened Europeans get old, the minorities will be majorities who won't see the need of paying them fat benefits, because those Muslims will have large families to take care of them and the white Europeans won't. Idiots.

It's a lot to think about. Why do I want a drink? Old habits......

I welcome a new Congress. I feel safer when nothing in government gets done. How can they keep track of the laws they already have? I can't and I'm smart.

Oh yeah, fuck people and their car alarms.

Have a nice day!