The Hong Kong Phooey Page

Here's a link to that show's intro theme song. I hope it brings back memories of childhood innocence and gullability.
http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/hong.html

People That I Don't Look Like.

One problem with other people is that they are always telling you that you look like this or that person. I don't believe I look much like anyone except my father or my brother. Those guys aren't famous. I forgot to wear black when I posed for this picture. Anyway,


here are some pictures of me and some chumps who aren't nearly as good looking as I am. These guys may have some things I don't, like houses, careers and wacky religious beliefs, but I have a love of commas and vast resevoirs of untapped potential. You be the judge of who is best of this bunch. I have heard enough on the subject. Ladies, if you think I resemble these media darlings, put out or shut up. Fellas, if you think I look like these pinkos, take two steps back and think twice before you decide to insult EL JEFE.

If you can fill this cup with your dignity, I will give you five dollars!

Yesterday I went to see the Black Crowes at Sleep Train Amphitheater with my friend Joel. We had lawn seats an enjoyed the show tremendously. I am not huge into jam bands, but apparently the Black Crowes have morphed into a very good one.
Sitting in the lawn seats exposes you to a lot of different people.
Teenage girls who want older guys to check them out. Older girls drinking 2 foot margaritas who leave their fat friend to watch the blanket, while they troll for crank. A guy who makes the move to help them by taking their picture, but doesn't bother to go hit on them, and goes to sit alone with his dick in hand. Don't forget the guy whose life achievement is a full back tattoo and doesn't wear a shirt, no matter how cold it gets.
I do want to thank the lady who waved her blanket during heavy jams, she was having fun. But more importantly, the drunk guy with the young girl who came up to me and asked if I would like to see her breasts for $7 dollars so they could get a beer.
I am 36. I have seen plenty of breasts for free. I also will not be seen in public handing over money for a girl to show her boobs. Further I refuse to enter into any transaction with a drunken shirtless guy. The issue of $5 came up and he said OK. So I could see them and they still wouldn't have a beer. So I say to you .....
If you can fill this cup with your dignity, I will give you five dollars.
That cup will always be empty.

Found cool stuff!

Here's a link I found on the Gomez blog.
http://interact10ways.com/usa/information_interactive.htm
Be careful, it may draw you in for more time than you wish.