You can make a wallet out of duct tape.

I was reading The Cruise by Jim Anchower in The Onion. Here's the link to find more hilarious fake news and opinion. Onion The link won't publish so find it on your own. Fuck computers. OK, I got it to work but I don't feel like re-writing. The article states that a wallet can be made from duct tape. Having the motivational level of a welfare recipient, it surprised me that I was compelled to put the theory to the test. So I did. After wasting only about 2 feet of tape, here is the majestic result. Also, I showed my neighbor and he thinks it's a trendsetter. I can't wait to see the reaction when I pull it out to show my ID at a night club.