I just watched The Departed

Vera

Lena

Yeah, I liked it.
Who was that chick in the movie?
Why was there only one?
There are a lot of good films, of course. But you have to find some way to fit babes into your film. 300 did it. The film was covered in shirtless Spartan soldiers. Not all that cool. The payoff was that the queen also got shirtless . She is a hottie. So was the girl from Departed. Let me give you their names.
Lena Heady played Queen Gorgo in 300
Vera Farmiga played Madolyn in The Departed.
They were both born in 1973, which means they are both the perfect age for me to date. How lucky I am.

Really, I can't believe that the Departed was the best movie last year. Was it? Really? It was good. Can Scorsese make a film that doesn't end in a bloodbath and get noticed?

By the way Casino sucked. Was he sleepwalking through Goodfellas dreams when he made that piece of crap?

Put more hot women in your films!

Guess who we got in The Gangs of New York. Cameron Diaz. That ugly leer jet hippie never should have got a start in film. Angelie Jolie has cold sores that out sexy Cammie.

Marty used Cate Blanchett in The Aviator. Why not just use a board and a wig to play Kate Hepburn?

Jodie Foster? There's a reason she attracts so many psychos. Don't forget Cybil Sheperd, wait I already have.

Any other fuglies he put in movies? That chick in Raging Bull, beat it. Lorraine Bracco. She was sexy for about 2 seconds. Winona Ryder, has anyone watched The Age of Innocence?

Well, if you can name any real babes besides Vera in Marty movies, give it a try.