Yeah, so like there's this new movie out called Eragon. It's about a dragon. Get it Dragon, Eragon. Let me guess the sequel's title: Fragon.
Another casualty of the George Lucas school of sci-fi creativity. Remember Mace Windu? Hmmm........... a mace is a weapon, wind is an active noun plus U. What a great name!
Let's make one up now. We need a tough word.......noun or adjective.how about Gear. Another for the last name plus a vowel. Something elemental. Grass plus U. Gear Grassu, the newest hero in a story far, far away. He's a fifth level cleric with a sixth sense for danger. A lone hunter who cruises the cosmos in his diversity-powered Title IX fighter in search of the one thing that can save the universe, sex without consequence or broccoli without gas.
You too can make your own hero. Just don't be too original or the movie won't be made in your lifetime. Cash in while you can.
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