Peace On Earth
Goodwill Towards Men
Those are weighty platitudes coming from a nation of invaders and imperialists. Our hypocrisy must look so dire to little Mahmoud, benevolently sandwiched between Iraq and Afghanistan. During this holiday season, he won't be pulling for the King of the Jews. He is too busy planning the demise of the Jewish masses.
So, in order to be true to the spirit of Xmas, do we need to forgive and pray for the holiday wishes of even our most despicable nemesis? Do we hope that that our tiny Tim of freedom for the Middle East will warm the heart of this olive skinned and black bearded Scrooge? Or do we expect to hear that "Christ"mas is humbug?
What would a prayer sound like?
Santa. I know the uranium enrichment process is going slower than Mahmoud would like. He sent such a nice letter to the American people condemning bad things and Zionists, could you not bring him a little nuclear secret? Then they can save all that oil they have. If he has been bad, it is only because we have behaved badly.
Also, please make sure all the nasty extra explosives he is sending to Iraq make it there the way your presents do. After all, he is only looking to open up the marketplace of ideas and freedom with all of those IED's. It's the only way there can be a fair fight.
Finally, let the people, especially those pesky students, see the light about his leadership. It takes a lot of time and money to fix an election well enough to fool Billy and Jimmy. So if the people understood his mission of fairness and free expression, they would vote for him out of their spirit of goodness.
The miracle of Xmas is that we can hope for the best for anyone, no matter who they are.
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